"NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT
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5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS WITH FRACTIONS
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A BALANCED DIET IS A COOKIE IN EACH HAND
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A LAUGH IS A SMILE THAT BURSTS!
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A LITTLE KINDNESS CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE
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A LITTLE KINDNESS CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE
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A MIGHTY OAK ONCE WAS A LITTLE NUT THAT STOOD IT'S GROUND
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A SMILE IMPROVES YOUR FACE VALUE
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A SMILE ON YOUR FACE PUTS A BIG SMILE IN MY HEART
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AGE IS JUST A NUMBER AND MINE IS UNLISTED
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ALMOST FAMOUS
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AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU FEEL DOG TIRED MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU GROWLED ALL DAY LONG
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ATTITUDE IS CONTAGIOUS, IS YOURS WORTH CATCHING?
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BLESSED ARE THE FLEXIBLE FOR THEY SHALL NOT BE BENT OUT OF SHAPE
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C. NYLE MEMORY CONSULTANT
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CAN BE BRIBED WITH CHOCOLATE
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CAUTION YOU ARE ENTERING A TIPPING ZONE
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CLOWNING IS AN ART FROM THE HEART
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CLOWNING IS LOVE MADE VISIBLE
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CLOWNS DO TAKE THEIR JOBS SERIOUSLY!
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CLOWNS DON'T TAKE THEIR JOBS SERIOUSLY!
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DEAR SANTA... EXPLAIN GOOD
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DI - I'M IN CHARGE OF DIDDLEY SQUAT!
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DIDDLEY SQUAT
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DOES KILLING TIME DAMAGE ETERNITY?
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DOES THIS BODY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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DOES YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT HAVE A CABOOSE?
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DON'T ASK WHAT YOU GOT TODAY ASK WHAT YOU GAVE
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DON'T BOTHER ME... I'M LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT IS OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
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EVEN A MOSQUITO DOESN'T GET A SLAP ON THE BACK UNTIL IT STARTS TO WORK
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EVEN IF THE VOICES ARE NOT REAL, THEY HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS
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EVEN IF YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK YOU'LL GET RUN OVER IF YOU JUST SET THERE
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EVEN MY THERAPIST SAYS IT'S NOT MY FAULT
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EVERY PUPPET NEEDS A HAND
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FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU ARE ANGRY: YOU LOSE 60 SECONDS OF HAPPINESS
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FREQUENT NAPS PREVENT OLD AGE, ESPECIALLY WHEN TAKEN WHILE DRIVING
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FRIENDS WILL SHAKE YOUR HAND AND TOUCH YOUR HEART
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GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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GURAQT
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HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
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HAPPINESS IN NOT A DESTINATION IT'S THE JOURNEY!
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HAVE I MISSED MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME?
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HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK AND FORGOT TO START AGAIN?
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HEY SANTA... DEFINE GOOD
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HONOR STUDENT
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I CAN'T, NEVER DID ANYTHING
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I DO WHAT THE RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO
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I DRESSED MYSELF TODAY
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I LET MY MIND WANDER AND IT NEVER CAME BACK
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I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD, BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
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I SMILE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
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I USED TO HAVE A GRIP ON LIFE, BUT THE HANDLE BROKE
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I WORK FOR LAUGHS
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I'LL DO IT TOMORROW I'VE MADE ENOUGH MISTAKES TODAY
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I'D STOP EATING CHOCOLATE BUT I'M NO QUITTER
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IF YOUR MIND GOES BLANK DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF THE SOUND
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I'LL GROW UP WHEN I'M OLDER
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I'M IN SHAPE ROUND IS A SHAPE
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I'M NOT LOST, PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME WHERE TO GO
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I'M NOT WEIRD I'M GIFTED
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I'M ON A NEW 30 DAY DIET SO FAR I'VE LOST 3 DAYS
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I'M STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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I'M THEIR LEADER.... WHICH WAY DID THEY GO
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I'M WAY TOO BUSY TO BE ORGANIZED
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IS IT TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION OR MINE?
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IT DOESN'T COST A CENT TO SMILE
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IT IS AS BAD AS YOU THINK, AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU
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I'VE SEEN NORMAL IT AIN'T PRETTY
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IYQ
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IYQ-YQR
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LAUGHS IN CLASS
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LIFE IS LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE, YOU HAVE TO LICK IT ONE DAY AT A TIME
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LOOKING FOR ME? I JUST LEFT
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MOST SMILES ARE STARTED BY OTHER SMILES
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MY FAMILY TREE IS FULL OF "NUTS"
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MY HUSBAND IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, BUT HE IS NEVER WRONG
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MY LAST NAME IS THE CLOWN!
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MY MIND DOESN'T ALWAYS WANDER SOMETIMES IT LEAVES COMPLETELY
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MY MIND IS LIKE LIGHTNING ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE
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MY RED NOSE? IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY!
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MY WIFE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, BUT SHE IS NEVER WRONG
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NEVER BELIEVE THAT CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES, I STUCK ONE IN MY EYE AND IT HURT LIKE HECK!
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NORMAL IS A SETTING ON YOUR WASHING MACHINE
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OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE EVER LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
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ON THE 8th DAY GOD MADE CLOWNS
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OUT OF MY MIND BACK IN 5 MINUTES
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PATIENCE IS ALWAYS WAITING!
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PUSHING 50 IS ENOUGH EXERCISE
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SMILES WILL BE RETURNED
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SOME FOOD MAKES ME SWELL UP
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SOMEBODY WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY
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START A MOVEMENT EAT A PRUNE
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STAY IN SKOOL
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SUGGESTED TIP $2349.79
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TAKE MY ADVICE I'M NOT USING IT
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TALK IS CHEAP BECAUSE SUPPLY EXCEEDS DEMAND
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TEXAS RED NOSE AND PROUD OF IT
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THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IS LAUGHTER
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TIPPING IS OKEE DOKEE
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TIPS ACCEPTED THANK YOU
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TIPS APPRECIATED THANK YOU
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TO THE WORLD YOU MAY BE ONE PERSON, BUT TO ONE PERSON YOU MAY BE THE WORLD
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TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED
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WARNING! HUMOR MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR ILLNESS
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WHAT MAKES PEOPLE DIFFERENT IS WHAT MAKES THEM SPECIAL
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WOMEN DO COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS, JUST ASK THEM
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YES, I'M LOST BUT MAKING GREAT TIME
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YOU CAN'T DIRECT THE WIND SO ADJUST YOUR SAILS
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YOU WON'T FALL FOR WHAT'S WRONG IF YOU STAND FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!
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YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
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